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MICHELLE McGee ON JESSE JAMES AFFAIR: I DID IT FoR My KIDS!


March 24th, 2010 5:06 PM by Free Britney Filed under: Jesse James, Michelle McGee
Many cynical people out there may assume that Jesse James' alleged mistress, Michelle McGee, slept with Sandra Bullock's hubby for potential money and notoriety.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee would not argue with those people!

Admitting she got horizontal with James with ulterior motives, McGee nevertheless says it was a somewhat altruistic move to establish "a better life for my family.”

The way she's making a better life? Raking in cash.

Think about it, it's win-win. Had she ended up with Jesse James, she'd have access to at least some money. But since the affair apparently didn't work out, she sold his a$$ out to a celebrity gossip magazine and b!tch got paid anyway! Genius!ccording to Radar Online, which likely paid for details about McGee getting paid to talk about getting nailed by James, she's "working on more deals to make cash" too.

Stay tuned, in other words.

It appears her seduction of James was premeditated to profit for her children’s future. McGee apologized for hurting her family, expresses sadness over “hate mail” she has been receiving and goes on to reiterate that she “did it for my family.”

The irony there, aside from being guilty of deceit and adultery in the name of small children, is that what she says she did for her kids may end up costing her her kids.

McGee's ex-husband, Shane Modica, filed an emergency motion on Friday seeking full custody of their five-year-old son, Avery. No word on whether he'll succeed there.

Either way, she's already provided inspiration for others to come out of the woodwork - Melissa Smith, a stripper like McGee, says the married James nailed her as well.

How many more Jesse James mistresses will there be? Can he become the biker version of Tiger Woods? Will McGee register sextingjessejames.com? Wait and see!

LOGiCaL ThiNkiNg...

Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who recommended him to take history or logical thinking class.

“What’s logical thinking?” the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”

“I sure do.”

“Then I can assume, using logical thinking, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.

“That’s real good!” said the redneck.

The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”
Impressed, the redneck said, “Amazing!”

“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”

“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”
The redneck was catching on.

“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.

“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinating thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logical thinking class!”

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

“So what class are ya taking’?” asked the friend.
“logical thinking class!” replied the first redneck.
“What the hell is logical thinking?” asked his friend.
“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?” asked the first redneck.

“No,” his friend replied.
“You’re gay, ain’t ya?”

funnies story kakaka........

The Policeman's Ball

A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.

The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."

The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."

He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls."

my favourite taiwan series....you are my destiny mmm..

I very like watch this story series..you are my destiny.The story is about a really unfashionable working class girl Chen Xin Yi has the desire to tie down her handsome boyfriend to be with her. Due to certain reasons, her boyfriend gets her to go on a love cruise and she started to ponder on how to lose her virginity and tie down her boyfriend. Xin Yi ended up taking cold medicine which made her drowsy and went into Ji Cun Xi's room. Cun Xi is the sole male heir to his family's company and has been in love with his girlfriend, Anna, for a long time. He planned to propose to Anna on the boat but she didn't turn up on the cruise. An island owner added drugs into Cun Xi's drink and Cun Xi became disorientated and returned to his own room. Xin Yi and Cun Xi end up having a one night stand. Xin Yi later finds out that she's pregnant and Cun Xi's grandmother forces them to get married. Will a couple forced to marry for the sake of their unborn child find love with each other?

the film i like........AVATAR.

A paraplegic ex-marine finds a new life on the distant planet of Pandora, only to find himself battling humankind alongside the planet's indigenous Na'vi race in this ambitious digital 3D sci-fi epic from Academy Award-winning Titanic director James Cameron. The film, which marks Cameron's first dramatic feature since 1997's Titanic, follows Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), a war veteran who gets called to the depths of space to pick up the job of his slain twin brother for the scientific arm of a megacorporation looking to mine the planet of Pandora for a valued ore. Unfortunately the biggest deposit of the prized substance lies underneath the home of the Na'vi, a ten-foot-tall, blue-skinned native tribe who have been at war with the security arm of the company, lead by Col. Miles Quaritch (Stephen Lang). Because of the planet's hostile atmosphere, humans have genetically grown half-alien/half-human bodies which they can jack their consciousnesses into and explore the world in. Since Jake's brother already had an incredibly expensive Avatar grown for him, he's able to connect with it using the same DNA code and experience first-hand the joys of Pandora while giving the scientific team, led by Grace Augustine (Sigourney Weaver) and Norm Spellman (Joel David Moore), some well-needed protection against the planet's more hostile forces.

On a chance meeting after getting separated from his team, Jake's Avatar is rescued by Neytiri (Zoe Saldana), a Na'vi princess, who brings him into her tribe in order to give the humans a second chance at relating to this new environment. When word gets out of his increasing time with the alien species, Quaritch enlists Jake to do some reconnaissance for the company, as they'd like to persuade the tribe to move their home before taking more drastic measures to harness the treasure hidden below. Yet as Jake becomes one with the tribe and begins to understand the secrets of Pandora, his conscience is torn between his new adopted world and the wheelchair-bound one awaiting him when the psychic connection to his Avatar is broken. Soon battle lines are drawn and Jake needs to decide which side he will fight on when the time comes. The film was shot on the proprietary FUSION digital 3D cameras developed by Cameron in collaboration with Vince Pace, and offers a groundbreaking mix of live-action dramatic performances and computer-generated effects. The revolutionary motion-capture system created for the film allows the facial expressions of actors to be captured as a virtual camera system enables them to see what their computer-generated counterparts will be seeing in the film, and Peter Jackson's Oscar-winning Weta Digital visual-effects house supervises Avatar's complex special effects. ~ Jeremy Wheeler, All Movie Guide

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Crocodile eats 9-year-old boy...

2007-04-22 20:53:58 Shanghai Daily

A crocodile that was shot by police marksmen on Saturday is pulled out of a pool in south China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region. An autopsy found the remains of a nine-year-old boy in the reptile's stomach.

SHANGHAI, April 23 -- Police marksmen in south China were called in over the weekend to shoot a crocodile that had eaten a nine-year-old boy as his friends looked on in terror.

Body parts from the child were later found in the animal's stomach.

The attack occurred on Friday in Yinhai District in Beihai, a city in the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region.

The victim, surnamed Liu, was a second-grade student at the Xiantian Primary School. He and three other students climbed over the school's gate and the fence of a pool in a nearby park that once staged crocodile shows, according to officials in Yinhai District.

The pool's caretaker was cooking a meal at the time and apparently did not see the children enter, according to a report in the Beijing News.

The children shot at the crocodiles with slingshots and poked them with wooden sticks, authorities learned later.

One of the boys, surnamed Pang, said the students often went to the park for fun, according to the Beijing Morning News.

When the boys began searching for crocodile eggs in the grass, one of the animals bit Liu and dragged him into the water.

Pang said he told Liu to come out of the pool when he saw crocodiles approaching, but his friend ignored him.

He said he tried to rescue Liu when the crocodile closed its jaws on the boy, but he fled when other crocodiles appeared ready to attack.

"Such a big one," Pang said with tears.

About 10 crocodiles surrounded Liu, the boy said.

When police arrived at the scene, they couldn't find Liu's body. Officers sealed off the park as night fell.

Local public security authorities received permission from forestry officials to kill the animal to recover evidence.

On Saturday morning, authorities used pumps to remove water from the pool. They also borrowed two snipers from the local armed police troop.

Pork was used to lure the crocodiles at 6:40pm on Saturday, and the snipers shot one whose stomach was enlarged.

Forensic medical experts later performed an autopsy on the crocodile, which was two meters long and weighed about 150 kilograms. Liu's remains were found inside.

The park manager and the pool keeper are being held by the police.

There were 11 crocodiles in the pool at the time. They were originally kept for public shows, but the park operator later went into debt and auctioned off most of the animals.

The owner then hired a custodian to keep watch over the reptiles, but local residents said he was rarely seen.






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HAITI..SERIOUS LOSS OF LIFE, EXPECTED.....

Earthquake Rocks Haiti Convoy of Hope is Responding

A 7.0 earthquake struck the country of Haiti, leveling buildings, cutting off communications and leaving the world wondering about the state of this poor country. Witnesses said buildings were destroyed and many people injured. The lack of communications is hindering the ability to determine the full extent of damage and destruction.
The 2010 Haiti earthquake was a catastrophic magnitude 7.0 Mw earthquake, with an epicentre near the town of Léogâne, approximately 25 km (16 miles) west of Port-au-Prince, Haiti's capital. The earthquake occurred at 16:53 local time (21:53 UTC) on Tuesday, 12 January 2010.By 24 January, at least 52 aftershocks measuring 4.5 or greater had been recorded. As of 12 February 2010, an estimated three million people were affected by the quake; the Haitian Government reports that between 217,000 and 230,000 people had been identified as dead, an estimated 300,000 injured, and an estimated 1,000,000 homeless. The death toll is expected to rise.They also estimated that 250,000 residences and 30,000 commercial buildings had collapsed or were severely damaged.

The earthquake caused major damage to Port-au-Prince, Jacmel and other settlements in the region. Many notable landmark buildings were significantly damaged or destroyed, including the Presidential Palace, the National Assembly building, the Port-au-Prince Cathedral, and the main jail. Among those killed were Archbishop of Port-au-Prince Joseph Serge Miot, and opposition leader Micha Gaillard. The headquarters of the United Nations Stabilization Mission in Haiti (MINUSTAH), located in the capital, collapsed, killing many, including the Mission's Chief, Hédi Annabi.

Many countries responded to appeals for humanitarian aid, pledging funds and dispatching rescue and medical teams, engineers and support personnel. Communication systems, air, land, and sea transport facilities, hospitals, and electrical networks had been damaged by the earthquake, which hampered rescue and aid efforts; confusion over who was in charge, air traffic congestion, and problems with prioritisation of flights further complicated early relief work. Port-au-Prince's morgues were quickly overwhelmed; tens of thousands of bodies were buried in mass graves.As rescues tailed off, supplies, medical care and sanitation became priorities. Delays in aid distribution led to angry appeals from aid workers and survivors, and some looting and sporadic violence were observed.